"Birds Born in a Cage Think Flying Is an Illness.”
― Alejandro Jodorowsky
Writing about natural ways to increase testosterone might look like a weird blog post for a manufacturer of smart drugs or nootropics for now. Yet, read on, and you’ll see how everything is connected.
A customer recently asked our customer support if we could help with erectile dysfunction (ED) too. We can. I’m more than happy to jump on that one. It’s quite in line with some experiments I have been doing. So, I made a little list.
Erectile dysfunction is mostly a canary-in-the-coal-mine issue. It might be underlying severe behavioral faux-pas that you can correct quickly before using pharmaceutical enhancements. It might also be the first signs of serious issues that need medical care. If it’s the former, many things can be done before reaching for pills that only mask the symptoms temporarily. There’s a place for Viagra and Cialis: it’s better to use it to go above and beyond than it is to use it just to get back to normal—more on this later.
First, things first. Why do we care? Why are we even talking about penises? You thought we manufacture smart drugs and just care about the intelligentsia. Well, you’re wrong. We care about everyone and brains don’t exist in a vacuum. Human brains have one primary function: ensure the four Fs of evolution: fighting, feeding, fleeing, and… mating. That’s the hardcoded firmware. Brains never evolved to post witticisms on Instagram or solve differential equations. Those are nice add-ons, though.
Also, allow me to share my view on hard penises. It’s simple. Everybody likes hard penises. Men want to have them, and women want to be on the receiving end of them. I don’t think this is a male-centric topic.
Second, everything else relies on this. There’s no love, mathematics, iPhones, family, art, etc., without, you guessed it, rock-hard penises.
And here’s the not-so-shocking kicker: it’s all connected. The behaviors that make the mind spark and the body tight… well, you guessed it, also make the penis happy. If you read my ramblings, writings, experiments, and such, now and again, you know how I relentlessly go on and on about how a strong brain is a healthy brain, a strong muscle is a healthy muscle, and a strong penis is a healthy penis. One of the natural ways to increase testosterone is through regular exercise, a healthy diet, and good sleep—all of which benefit the brain and body as a whole.
If you have a low libido and want to change it, read on. Chances are you were not born this way and a few minor behavioral tweaks can bring you back to your intended glory! Let’s put the fire back in this!
Reclaiming Violence
“Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.”
― E. Joseph Cossman
I’ll publish the full protocol eventually on Marco’s Grounds Blog, but now without further ado, find the natural ways to increase testosterone below.
Also, bear in mind that there are clinical reasons for a lower libido, yet, for most people a few behavioral tweaks will do the trick.
Before we go on, let’s discuss scientists who look at science in a vacuum and say things like: “you can’t naturally increase testosterone.” I think there’s a gross misunderstanding of practical considerations. You can. It’s not a scientific issue. It’s a language problem. When scientists tell you that you can’t naturally increase testosterone levels, they mean that your body has a natural maximum that you can’t go beyond (the same applies to cognition).
Without further ado (this time for real),here are the 7 Natural Ways to Increase Testosterone Levels Quickly.
1. Stand Straight With Your Shoulders Back
The first way to naturally increase testosterone is a tip I got from the great and insightful Jordan Peterson in his book 12 Rules for Life. Testosterone doesn’t dictate behavior. It’s the other way around. We used to think that testosterone creates dominant behavior—please don’t mistake dominant behavior with insecure aggression. We might have been wrong.
Who knew that rising to the world’s challenges and being a defender of your fellows would massively increase sex hormones? That’s rhetorical: everybody with a keen observational sense would have known.
Don’t crumble in front of adversity. Don’t crack. Take it on. Your life changes if you don’t see problems as problems anymore; all you see is the opportunity to solve things. All you see are occasions for displays of skill.
2. Despise Agricultural Foods
This is another natural way to increase testosterone that relies on behavior. Agricultural foods include cereals, potatoes, rice, etc. By agricultural foods, I’m referring to foods we would not be eating, weren’t it for the advent of agriculture. You might remember that about 80 years ago, Dr. Kellog created a nutritional plan to pulverize school boys’ libido and destroy their testosterone. The program consisted of eating more cereals and fewer animal fats. This later became the breakfast of men with soft bellies and equally as soft penises.
If you want further documentation on the second iron rule. I recommend John Durant’s book The Paleo Manifesto. John doesn’t even write so much about diets. He writes much more about thought systems. If you apply only 50% of his book’s techniques, you might become a new, improved person.
Wheat, rice, potatoes—all these carbs are there to keep you alive, not to have you thrive. They just provide calories with very little nutrition. They’re not there to make your life better. I’m not even addressing sugars and sweets. The notion of adult men eating ice cream is just silly to me.
You can’t have it all. Life is about choices and the willpower to carry them through.
3. Sleep in a Cold, Dark Place
Testosterone is made in the bedroom, cough, cough … I mean it’s made at night. Sleeping in cold, dark, slightly humid places will increase sleep efficiency (the number of sleep cycles per time unit of sleep). Look at the Sleep Section of this post on Flow States for even more sleep hacks. Here’s another one to fall asleep faster.
Sleeping with socks on has also been shown to increase sleep quality. This is mostly due to thermoregulation as we lose heat through our feet, hands, and head at faster rates.
An article published in Jama showed that sleeping only two hours less a night reduced testosterone levels significantly [2]. Unfortunately, researchers only measured total testosterone. I suspect the effects on free testosterone are even more dramatic. You don’t need me to tell you that you should sleep more. You should. You know it. The only question is, why don’t you do it?
There’s this two-second rule I apply to me. I ask myself: “Would I be doing this right now if I had perfect willpower?” If the answer is no. It’s time to do something else.
4. Become One With the Ice
For practical reasons, let’s discuss cold showers briefly (water at 12°C or colder, around 53°F). To take the most benefits out of the cold, apply the water to your lower neck and upper back region. This is where most of the brown adipose tissue (BAT) is. BAT is fatty tissue with a critical twist. It contains mitochondria and reacts heavily to extreme temperatures by signaling to the hippocampus that it’s time to release a bunch of beneficial hormones as shown in an article published in Cellular Physiology and Biochemistry [3].
Showering daily for two to three minutes with pure cold water is enough to spike the good old T, therefore this is an excellent natural way to increase testosterone.
5. Worship the Sun in All Its Glorious Incandescence
Do you know what happens to your body when you see more direct sunlight (hint: what happens in spring)? Use it to your advantage. This is why more vitamin D is the fifth rule for increased testosterone.
New research published in Maturitas has shown that natural sunlight in the morning (sunrise) and in the evening (sunset) is particularly beneficial to hormone levels, dopamine, mood, and general life outlook [4]. This makes perfect sense.
Use supplements of vitamin D. Maximum Mind contains vitamin D too, but if it’s only vitamin D you’re after, you’d be better off buying a standalone vitamin D supplement. If I didn’t get my vitamin D from Maximum Mind, I’d buy a standalone like this one. I used them before and always was quite happy with them. Clinical data suggests 2,000 UI is enough. More is not necessarily better. Should you throw away your vitamin D supplement if it has more? No, just spread the dose. For, if your supplement supplies 5,000 UI, take it once every third day. It won’t do any harm.
Ashwagandha (also in Maximum Mind and here’s standalone) is also notorious for destroying cortisol (the major stress hormone).
Cortisol is a well-known testosterone destroyer. The less cortisol in your blood, the more testosterone you have. When choosing an Ashwagandha supplement, be mindful of the source. Whole-plant extracts are cheap and rubbish. The active ingredients (withanolides) are in the root. You want to choose a root extract only. If you choose a standalone supplement, look for standard daily doses of active ingredients at around 10mg per day. Active dose is the total content times the percentage of active.
This fits clinical data shown in an article published in Evidence-based Complementary and Alternative Medicine[5].
Another honorable mention goes to cod liver oil. Some people argue that fermented cod liver is better. Be wary: we have crafted a word for fermented fat molecules. That word is rancid. I would not recommend it. I take an unfermented cod liver oil supplement like the above because it doesn’t have too much vitamin D and I already have enough vitamin D from my daily dose of Maximum Mind. You might want fish oil or cod liver oil with more vitamin D, depending on your situation.
6. Perform Minimum Amounts of Violent Exercise
7. Do Your Cardio
If you suffer from ED, the usual suspect is a weak heart. Cardiovascular exercise guidelines say 70-90 (insert-your-national-heart-association here) minutes of moderate cardiovascular exercise are the weekly minimums for health. Apply it. It doesn’t matter if you have a penis that could cut through a diamond if you can’t keep the rhythm. They say it’s not the boat; it’s the motion of the ocean …
Extra Credits: Consume Foods High in Cholesterol Before Bedtime
If I’m going for times of increased activity, I eat about four (whole) eggs daily before bedtime. That’s about 550mg of cholesterol before going to sleep. If you feel that dietary cholesterol might be detrimental to your health, researchers have shown that it has no discernible effect in a systematic review published in Current Atherosclerosis Reports [7]. Of course, the data applies to averages. Individual experiences always vary.
Embracing natural ways to increase testosterone is more than just a game-changer—it's a vitality booster like no other. From standing tall to catching those Z's in a cold, dark room, these simple lifestyle tweaks pave the way for a healthier, more vibrant you, naturally enhancing your testosterone levels and reclaiming your vitality.
Literature
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- Leproult, R., & Van Cauter, E. (2011). Effect of 1 week of sleep restriction on testosterone levels in young healthy men. Jama, 305(21), 2173-2174.
- Rodriguez-Cuenca, S., Monjo, M., Frontera, M., Gianotti, M., Proenza, A. M., & Roca, P. (2007). Sex steroid receptor expression profile in brown adipose tissue. Effects of hormonal status. Cellular Physiology and Biochemistry, 20(6), 877-886.
- Smith, R. P., Coward, R. M., Kovac, J. R., & Lipshultz, L. I. (2013). The evidence for seasonal variations of testosterone in men. Maturitas, 74(3), 208-212.
- Ambiye, V. R., Langade, D., Dongre, S., Aptikar, P., Kulkarni, M., & Dongre, A. (2013). Clinical Evaluation of the Spermatogenic Activity of the Root Extract of Ashwagandha (Withania somnifera) in Oligospermic Males: A Pilot Study. Evidence-based complementary and alternative medicine: eCAM, 2013, 571420.
- Bull, F. C., Al-Ansari, S. S., Biddle, S., Borodulin, K., Buman, M. P., Cardon, G., … & Willumsen, J. F. (2020). World Health Organization 2020 guidelines on physical activity and sedentary behavior. British journal of sports medicine, 54(24), 1451-1462.
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